"you only post selfies to get attention"
there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie
for as long as i can remember from the time we have been living in this house, this framed picture from a blue’s clues coloring book has been hung on the side of a cabinet. theres no name on the picture, i cant remember who colored it, who put it up there, but its never been moved. no one in my house questions it, i invite my friends over and they dont question it either. no one talks about this picture. no one touches this picture. i think if i asked my parents why its there they wouldnt know either. i walk by it at least 20 times a day. it stares at me while i sit at the dinner table. maybe its protecting our house from an evil force or maybe its a family heirloom that dates back before i was born. i dont know why we have this picture framed and hanging but its been there for at least 8 years.
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting
every white drama movie ever
Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*
STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND WATCH THIS
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
Don’t let boys who get turned on by cartoon ponies tell you shit about life